Tuesday, March 27, 2007

the bugs are everywhere

About 10 pill bugs burrow into my arm and begin to travel toward my head just under the skin. I quickly grab a couple of the bumps of skin on my right bicep and tear open a hole to dig them out. I cut one in half with my thumbnail, but the sucker digs right back in and keeps traveling. I calmly alert my wife to what is going on and she helps me pop them all out of my upper arm and shoulder before they can reach my head and eat my brain.

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